Bite Me Becky

jkrowlinginthedeep:

qjae:

there goes our porn guys

NOT THE PORN

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suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."

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frickyeah1990s:

Trent Lane…

"Remember, life is a journey. If you got everything you wanted all at once there’d be no point to living. Enjoy the ride, and in the end you’ll see these “set backs” as giant leaps forward, only you couldn’t see the bigger picture in the moment. Remain calm, all is within reach; all you have to do is show up everyday, stay true to your path and you will surely find the treasure you seek."

- Jackson Kiddard (via throughthemyerseye)

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southerngirl365:

oscamayrreener:

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thefuckshitmagnet:

doncheftw:

satchelpage97:

Because I love my tumblr family…

You a fool…lol

OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!! Y’ALL WATCH THIS!!! WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!!!

beautiful.

The fact that it’s on beat tho

Hahahahaha

simplyadorkable-jae:

grotesquelylovely:

renistyle:

andallthatcas:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

has been with us our entire lives

from all that

to good burger

to kenan and kel

and now snl

he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

god bless you kenan thompson

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